Welcome to the Ultimate Suburban Showdown!
Exclusively Sold in stores and online at Target! Get yours now!
Exclusively Sold in stores and online at Target! Get yours now!
A relatable card game for suburban dwellers where you are rewarded for beautifying your yard and sabotaging your neighbors’ all for the sake of winning Yard of the Month!
The object of the game:
Get the most points to win Yard of the Month!
Earn points
by improving your yard with these!
Improvement Cards (blue) add points to your yard and make it look good for the HOA!
Garage Cards (purple) are multipliers for various cards in your yard, as well as forms of protection against petty schemes and sabotages!
Get a leg up
by sabotaging your neighbors with these!
Impairment Cards (red) subtract points from yards and should be played on OTHER neighbors!
Petty Scheme Cards (yellow) are single use cards that cause neighbors to discard cards, let another neighbor look at their hand, or even destroy all cards on a single plot! These are FUUUUN.
Brown nose the HOA
and play to their likes and dislikes to earn extra points!
HOA Board Member Cards affect all neighbors’ final score. Play the game with their likes and dislikes in mind for extra points. This can be the difference between winning or losing!
The neighbor with the most points (and best yard) wins!
and everyone else is a disappointment.
Easy to Learn,
Quick to Play!
It takes about 5 minutes to learn the rules,
and gameplay lasts 20-45 minutes.
Loads of
Replayability
Replayability is built into the game thanks to our trusty board of HOA Members! Finally, something good is coming from the board.
Humor-based
Each card is filled with relatable commentary about suburbia.
Family-friendly
Listen, I bet you can get grandma to play this one with you. Tell her about the flowers and gnomes.
The game where you are ENCOURAGED to mess with your neighbors!
Things you’ll find in the game!
(and probably your neighborhood, too, huh?)
Before you begin, meet your neighborhood (uuuh, the game)’s ultimate decision makers!
Your HOA Board
Beth
The word ‘tacky’ has no place in her vocabulary. She decorates for every minor holiday. When she runs out of her own yard space, her decor overflows into her neighbors’.
Walter
Walter is retired and a woodworking enthusiast. Walter’s neighbors often find that their favorite trees are mysteriously missing limbs. In some extreme cases, neighbors have reported entire trees vanishing in the middle of the night.
Kelly
Kelly does not want to live in a forest on account of the fact that she hates all forms of rodents and critters.
Stanley
Not sure how Stanley is on the HOA board, considering he lives in a trailer that sits on a scorched plot of earth- all that is left is a pile of rocks. It also looks like Stanley is into the same flavor of politics that you are.
Barb
Barb pretends to be a birder so she can peep out her window with binoculars. And while she loves flowers, she can’t seem to keep them alive. Also, she really likes “art.”
George
George doesn’t have time for you. Or anyone else for that matter. He’s a very important man. He told you so himself.
Peter
Peter likes 2 things: sports and high-tech gadgets. He’s part of a fantasy league that has a tendency to take things a little too far.
Karen
Karen hates your yard. She hates everything about your yard. You will never get her approval.
Regina
Regina is a bit hoity-toity. She claims to enjoy the finer things in life and runs the local book club. She’s not a fan of your tacky yard.
Richard
Richard is super crunchy! In fact, you can’t recall ever seeing Richard in a pair of shoes. He’s all about living naturally and hates for anything to go to waste.
…now that we all know each other, let’s move onto the game!
Grab your neighbors, grab some snacks, and let the sabotaging begin!
There’s no way you’ll look at your lawn the same after this.
And don’t forget the tunes!
You can’t have a game night without music. We gotchoo. Turn this on and enjoy playing petty schemes on your favorite neighbors.
This game is for you if…
You’ve ever lived in the suburbs.
You think your neighbor’s inflatables are tacky.
You pay attention to your neighborhood FB page for the sheer entertainment of it.
You have mixed feelings about living in a community with an HOA.
You want to secretly set your neighbor’s lawn on fire.
Here's what people are saying!
Here's what people are saying!
“I got to drop a deuce in my wife’s yard. ”
- Kris W.
“Hilarious and smart! Great mix of strategy and chance. Will have you wanting to play again and again!”
- Monica T.
“A fun way to secretly get back at your neighbors through a game! …are you being serious? They will never know! You will laugh til your stomach hurts!”
- Jamie J.
“It was so much fun. Like for real, for real. It’s a really enjoyable game.”
- Rolando G.
“Such a unique and funny game - especially for us suburban, HOA-living mamas.”
- Katie L.
“It's a wonderful marriage between simplicity and complexity that was really a rare joy to play.”
- Kris W.
“Amazing family-friendly game… but play with your neighbors and see who really wants to set your yard on fire….it’s ME!”
- Whitney G.
“I love that I can pretend to have a green thumb 😅”
- Tori R.
